I have three gigs this week
Even one on Thanksgiving Day
I'm playing at Mont du Lac resort
If you're around, come hear me play!
For my solo Thanksgiving dinner
I am thinking I will buy
Some ginger brew sodapop
And a frozen Turkey Pot Pie
Cuz I am no cook,
Let me say that twice
I can hardly fry an egg
I can barely even cook rice
I eat a lot pre-made stuff from boxes
Cuz my cooking skills are zero
Once in a while I make a salad
And then I feel like a super hero
Yes I’ve decided that I hate cooking
And the time and mess that it makes
I've already got my hands full
Trying to not burn down my place
