I'd like some new glasses
Yes I'd like some new eyewear
And I can shop for them at home
From the comfort of a chair
Shopping online for frames
Is how I spend 90% of my free time
Trying to find the best deal
The perfect pair that will be mine
And right now it's glasses
But last week it was electronic gear
And the week before it was winter boots
This cycle lasts the whole damned year
And ya know
It's kind of funny
Cuz the truth is
Time is money
And thus I've spent, like,
Thousands of dollars worth of time
Which I know is not ideal
Just wasting my life away
Shopping for a deal
