I'm trying to keep these rhymes rated 'G'
Cuz I've some real little fans who check up on me
I may have to start yet another page
For my 'R' rated stuff, all filth and rage.
Kidding! All my thoughts are pure and nice
My brain ain't sprinkled with salt or spice
It's all good and holy, every thought I think
And not only that, my poo don't stink
