Got a soggy sandwich
sittin’ in the fridge
I might eat it later
but maybe I will not
I might have to make
some ramen instead
Cooking is something
I pretty much dread
Got a half finished song
that I need to finish today
God I hate making decisions
for fear of missing out
You choose one thing
and then are cut off from the rest
Every decision that I make
is like some terrifying test
Got a pair of shoes
that stink real bad
I should soak them
in bleach or something
Or maybe I should do
as all good Americans do
And throw them out
and buy a pair brand new
Oh my God, life is hard
One day I'll have it all figured out
But for today I am a little lamb
Following the flock and getting lost by 10am.
The Almighty Editor has deemed the following grades for this Poem of the Day:
C- for Rhyming
A for Effort
D+ for Profundity
A+ Extra Credit for cute lamb drawing
The Almighty Editor really hopes that you Readers could step up and grade these poems in the comments below so that she doesn’t have to. Also, please humor the the Little Lamb and “like” this post!
