Are you feeling like a freak
Like a weirdo outsider?
Then come to the Pop Up Shoppe
Over at Duluth Cider
I make Xmas ornaments for the ornery
For the disenchanted and strange
For the loony toons among us
For the downtrodden and deranged
Some of the them are pretty
Some are goofy and or funny
But one prolly has your name on it
That's if you give me first your money
