I have Baldwin parlor grand
From about 1928
It's not a little baby
It's six-foot-one and it is great
I bought it 9 years ago in Superior
It had belonged to an old man's wife
Who had sadly passed on
To the afterlife
I had to reassure the man
That once the piano is in my lair
That it would be in good hands
And for it I would always care
So right now I got the humidifiers
Buzzing on full blast
Cuz these northern Minnesota winters
Can take their toll real fast
Old Baldwi makes a funny sound
When the winter gets real dry
That's if I have not been taking care
To properly humidify
And this winter I kinda let it go
Because I shamefully had not been playing
But I'm back in full swing and I have to say
This rattling sound is dismaying
SO the humidifiers are buzzing away
In my little apartment home
In a few days old Baldwi should be restored
To its perfectly clear-ringing tone
Now I just need to get it tuned . . .