I love Christmas
But have no Christmas tree
I don't even have a wreath
Or decorations or a nativity
There's no cookies baking
There's no Christmas lights
There's no elf on a shelf
Moving around thru the nights
I'll probably start my Christmas
On Christmas Eve
Then it will last for like a month
And I won't want it to leave
I'm always running behind schedule
I'm late with every event and holiday
So when you're wrapping up your Christmas
Mine is just getting under way
this is me, starting next week.