Coventry Carols for the Disenchanted
Is an album I have begun to write
it’s a collection of original Christmas songs
I got the idea just last night
It’s inspired by the sad story
Of the evil king Herod the Great
As described in one of the gospels
But I can’t tell you now, you’ll have to wait
The album won't be ready until next year
I know, i know, you're on the floor crying
You want my Christmas album now
Ten copies you'll be buying (thank you!)
