So yesterday I introduced you to Shari Elf
Here's another song she wrote called I Like Myself
A couple more things about her I'd like to tell
In case haven't yet fallen under her magic spell
She lives out in the desert in Californ-I-A
And runs the world famous museum of crochet
A collection of not just dollies, doilies, and hats
But crocheted tacos, pumpkins, alligators, and cats
She's also involved with the gallery Art Queen
But she IS the art queen if ya know what I mean
I've never met her or her crocheted friend, Bunny
But if i make it out there I'll give her all my money
She makes super sweet art all out of trash
And if you like her stuff, you should give her your cash!
She's made so much stuff that I'd like to own
She even invented a new and improved iphone
Shari Elf is not super famous yet
But she will be someday, I really do bet
She doesn't have a facebook but has an instagram
Matt Groening, do you know him? He's also a fan
So that's all I got, hope this is enough
Hope I've convinced you to love Shari & buy all her stuff
She’s gonna need that money for her presidential campaign
Or I guess we could all just write in her name
Shari Elf for President!
