I like pumpkins
And flickering light
And jack-o-lanterns
And bumps in the night
I bought a can of pumpkin
Yesterday at the store
I'll put the pumpkin in some muffins
It's time for pumpkin galore
Cuz it's that time of year
If you know what I mean
It’s time to decorate your front porch
With some halloween
When I was growing up
My mom decorated all the time
For every season and holiday
Our home became a brand new shrine
So get out your cobwebs
And old corn broom
And stand on your front porch
And howl at the moon
This is the time to do it
And no one will call you crazy
In fact, I say if you don’t,
I’ll just call you lazy!