It's the month of October
Of witches ghosts and bats
And silly cartoon costumes
And flannel shirts and hats
And also weird little villains
Little gremlins and evil doers
And little creatures who are crawling
Out from all the sewers
Cuz Macey's van was stolen
Right in front of her place
And not only that
They took off in front of her face!
She chased after them down the street
But of course they got out of sight
What the holy hell
This happened just last night
So if you see a Honda Odyssey
Which is a dark red van
With a nub for a passenger mirror
Report it as soon as you can!
Dark Red Honda Odyssey with a plastic nub for passenger mirror. Stolen around 11th block E 4th Street Duluth at about 9pm Thursday night.